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 Now this is how to suck face…

Not only does Megan Hauserman want to marry a millionaire, she also wants romance? Now let’s not get selfish, honey. These guys are looking for arm candy, albeit the kind you pull off from under the table. And you are looking for a guy with money… Now sometimes that works out, an even trade so to speak.

Megan scissored a trust fund babies credit card and sent him packing because she couldn’t connect with him sexually. Now come on Megan. You couldn’t look past his rubbery open-mouthed kisses? His feminine chuckle? His lack of business acumen? The guy’s worth more than a few of these men combined. You chose the boorish and arrogant David over Joey? It looks like you want to wear the pants in the family and he would have been perfect for you.

You also got rid of Matt, the rapper/wrestler. I mean really, he’s the best thing to come out of Arkansas since rice, Bill Clinton, and Wal-Mart.

Now Megan is down to the top ten. Who will be the next to go? Find out Sunday at 9 on VH1.

For a hilarious blog please read recently eliminated Donald’s take on the Megan Wants a Millionaire web site.

Garth the millionaire plumber didn’t do it for Megan and was eliminated on the second episode of Megan Wants a Millionaire on VH1. I guess his smarmy nipple rub dance and original song wasn’t for her. At least he knows what he’s going to look like when he gets older. I mean really, doesn’t he look like Watermelon Comedian Gallagher?

Megan Hauserman is low on personality and high on bikini’s so maybe this show will last one season. She ain’t no Daisy de la Hoya personality wise but maybe she will grow on me. Then again, maybe not. I’ve seen her on way too many reality shows and still haven’t grown to like her in the least so I’ll be watching for the millionaire antics only. Oh and her dog too; he has more charm in his crooked little tail than she has in her whole body.

Megan Wants a Millionaire sneak peek (episode 3)

Vh1 has opened the sticky hot vault of ‘broken-hearted’ contestants from Bret Michaels Rock of Love Bus and bikini-clad Megan Hauserman fell out and rolled into her own reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire.

She first graced us with her presence of Beauty and the Geek as a decent reality bimbo who showed no disdain to other contestants. But something happened on her road to reality tv stardom because she was a different person when she got her heart “broken” by Bret Michaels, failed to grab the green stuff on I Love Money and was eliminated by fight mate Sharon Osborne on Rock of Love Charm School.

Will she find love with a rich man? Will she wear more than a bikini? Will any of the men actually take to her mentally disabled dog? Stay tuned to VH1 on Sunday August 2 at 10 and all will be answered…

Charm School 3 is full of loud women and liquored up women and I don’t know who I like least. Hidden amongst the fray are a few mousy women who need to learn how to stick up for themselves.

Head Judge Ricki Lake has her hands full of what I can’t describe but I’ll bet she asked for hazard pay about 5 minutes into the first show.

On this week’s episode Rock of Love Bus rejects Ashley and Farrah locked the mousy drama queen Brittany Starr in the bathroom for an hour and a half and Real Chance of Love reject Bubbles got screamed at by some of the other women from the Real Chance show.

The show is such a mess of swearing/screaming/drinking/fake breasts that it’s hard to find the entertainment value of the VH1 show. Please VH1, close the liquor cabinet and give us something humorous and not this mean spirited drunken mess.

Charm School 3 makes New York Goes to Work look like a high brow PBS fare.

Charm School begins on Monday, May 11 at 9 and it sounds like Ricki Lake will have her hands full. Word on the VH1 web site is the ladies didn’t get along and that it was “intense and tumultuous” and that some of them had “an extremely hard time on the show”.

My fave from Real Chance of Love, Bubbles

Bay Bay Bay, Kiki, Bubbles, K.O., Risky, So Hood show up from Real Chance of Love and Ashley, Beverly, Brittaney, Brittanya, Farrah, Gia, Marcia, and Natasha crawl over from Rock of Love Bus.

My fave from Rock of Love Bus, Farrah

Apparently, Ricki is going to make the women take on real responsibilities with non-profit organizations. Can you see these hot messes working with senior citizens or under-privileged children? They will even make them work on the rebuilding efforts to restore New Orleans. Maybe they can put them on flashing detail during Mardi Gras.

Daisy De La Hoya (and yes, she is the niece of boxer Oscar De La Hoya) from, Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, has her own show. Yes folks, one of Bret Michaels rejects will entertain you in her own quest for love. Daisy with her bee stung lips has a fresh crop of 20 men from which to choose (even a set of Swedish triplets). These men will try to woo her with their physique, dating skills, and rock and roll lifestyle.

Host/career rocker Riki Rachtman will help assist Daisy on the show. He can also be seen hosting the wild reunion show for this seasons VH1’s Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michael. Let’s hope he brings plenty of disinfectant.

Daisy of Love will premiere on VH1, Sunday April 26 at 9/8c.

Here are two links to whet your appetite…

 Opening Scene of Daisy of Love

Daisy of Love Promo on VH1

Ricki Lake, Takes Over Where Sharon Left Off…

The newest crop of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels and Real Chance of Love rejects will have a new overseer on the third season of Charm School. Ricki has had experience with her own talk show, and is a documentary film producer, author, and actor (original Hairspray star). Ricki is one of three Executive Producers for Charm School 3 with Ricki Lake.

She is going to be in charge of helping them find their compassionate side and will learn self-improvement through selfless acts with charity work. Now that should be interesting! Especially with the help of these two:

Dean “ripped t-shirt” Stryker

Dean “Motorboat” La La

The new deans on this season are; Alani “La La” Vazquez (tv personality) and Stryker (radio host). Gee do you think they can help show the women how to give selflessly or how to use a fork?

Vh1’s Charm School 3 with Ricki Lake will premiere in summer ‘09.

You Don’t Mess with Sharon

The Rock of Love 2 Charm School Reunion Show held a few surprises. Courtney the Drunk was first up and it was sad to watch her inability to accept that she’s an alcoholic. Then, Christy Jo came in a fat suit to prove that she understands that she was shallow and has learned a lot about herself. I personally thought she was the true winner and took the challenge seriously. (I also liked Destiney)

We finally got to see the “fight” between Megan the “Psychopath” and Sharon. Of course Megan had to wear a bikini and she looked totally inebriated which made her crazy behavior even more pronounced. Her drunken state exacerbated her tendency towards insulting the person she is with and that’s when we all found out that you don’t insult Sharon. You couldn’t tell exactly what happened but by the looks of things, Megan got her hair pulled and was unceremoniously removed from the stage. All present cheered SHARON, SHARON…
This show continuously crosses the line between a sincere attempt at improving these women’s lives and exploiting their crass behavior.

The finale of Charm School: Rock of Love featured the final three coupled with their arch enemies.  Brandi M got Megan, Destiney got Brandi C., and Lacey got Heather. It was a charity fundraiser and all three evicted helpers were dressed like hookers.
This show is a strange mix of weirdly sincere competitions and put together scripted reality exploitation. Heather  (double stick taped dress) tried to sabotage Brandi M. but she caught on and had to keep an eye on her. Her persistence paid off and she won the competition. Once I saw Lacey yelling at potential donators, I knew she was a goner. What a kookoo head.

Demon Child Lacey

Both of the remaining contestants were raised in a trailer park and came from humble beginnings so either of them would have appreciated the money. Brandi M. won this season and it was a fitting end to this season of crusty hard-edged women.

Who would win this fight? While taping Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show Sharon Osbourne the head judge allegedly had a scuffle with one of the contestants - Megan Hauserman.

So I wanted to see who had the advantage if they were teamed up to  brawl. Here are some statistics…

Megan has age on her side- age 29 while Sharon is 56

Megan has been on more reality shows (4 going on 5) than Sharon (4)

But,

Sharon has a hotter temper whether she’s fighting with Iron Maiden, fighting at a Japanese Restaurant showbiz fight at a Japanese restaurant or dumping the Smashing Pumpkins .

Plus,

Sharon has oodles more money than Megan not to mention she has that cool British accent.

So,

My money would be on Sharon Osbourne for the win.