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 Now this is how to suck face…

Not only does Megan Hauserman want to marry a millionaire, she also wants romance? Now let’s not get selfish, honey. These guys are looking for arm candy, albeit the kind you pull off from under the table. And you are looking for a guy with money… Now sometimes that works out, an even trade so to speak.

Megan scissored a trust fund babies credit card and sent him packing because she couldn’t connect with him sexually. Now come on Megan. You couldn’t look past his rubbery open-mouthed kisses? His feminine chuckle? His lack of business acumen? The guy’s worth more than a few of these men combined. You chose the boorish and arrogant David over Joey? It looks like you want to wear the pants in the family and he would have been perfect for you.

You also got rid of Matt, the rapper/wrestler. I mean really, he’s the best thing to come out of Arkansas since rice, Bill Clinton, and Wal-Mart.

Now Megan is down to the top ten. Who will be the next to go? Find out Sunday at 9 on VH1.

For a hilarious blog please read recently eliminated Donald’s take on the Megan Wants a Millionaire web site.

Garth the millionaire plumber didn’t do it for Megan and was eliminated on the second episode of Megan Wants a Millionaire on VH1. I guess his smarmy nipple rub dance and original song wasn’t for her. At least he knows what he’s going to look like when he gets older. I mean really, doesn’t he look like Watermelon Comedian Gallagher?

Megan Hauserman is low on personality and high on bikini’s so maybe this show will last one season. She ain’t no Daisy de la Hoya personality wise but maybe she will grow on me. Then again, maybe not. I’ve seen her on way too many reality shows and still haven’t grown to like her in the least so I’ll be watching for the millionaire antics only. Oh and her dog too; he has more charm in his crooked little tail than she has in her whole body.

Megan Wants a Millionaire sneak peek (episode 3)

Vh1 has opened the sticky hot vault of ‘broken-hearted’ contestants from Bret Michaels Rock of Love Bus and bikini-clad Megan Hauserman fell out and rolled into her own reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire.

She first graced us with her presence of Beauty and the Geek as a decent reality bimbo who showed no disdain to other contestants. But something happened on her road to reality tv stardom because she was a different person when she got her heart “broken” by Bret Michaels, failed to grab the green stuff on I Love Money and was eliminated by fight mate Sharon Osborne on Rock of Love Charm School.

Will she find love with a rich man? Will she wear more than a bikini? Will any of the men actually take to her mentally disabled dog? Stay tuned to VH1 on Sunday August 2 at 10 and all will be answered…

Charm School 3 is full of loud women and liquored up women and I don’t know who I like least. Hidden amongst the fray are a few mousy women who need to learn how to stick up for themselves.

Head Judge Ricki Lake has her hands full of what I can’t describe but I’ll bet she asked for hazard pay about 5 minutes into the first show.

On this week’s episode Rock of Love Bus rejects Ashley and Farrah locked the mousy drama queen Brittany Starr in the bathroom for an hour and a half and Real Chance of Love reject Bubbles got screamed at by some of the other women from the Real Chance show.

The show is such a mess of swearing/screaming/drinking/fake breasts that it’s hard to find the entertainment value of the VH1 show. Please VH1, close the liquor cabinet and give us something humorous and not this mean spirited drunken mess.

Charm School 3 makes New York Goes to Work look like a high brow PBS fare.

Charm School begins on Monday, May 11 at 9 and it sounds like Ricki Lake will have her hands full. Word on the VH1 web site is the ladies didn’t get along and that it was “intense and tumultuous” and that some of them had “an extremely hard time on the show”.

My fave from Real Chance of Love, Bubbles

Bay Bay Bay, Kiki, Bubbles, K.O., Risky, So Hood show up from Real Chance of Love and Ashley, Beverly, Brittaney, Brittanya, Farrah, Gia, Marcia, and Natasha crawl over from Rock of Love Bus.

My fave from Rock of Love Bus, Farrah

Apparently, Ricki is going to make the women take on real responsibilities with non-profit organizations. Can you see these hot messes working with senior citizens or under-privileged children? They will even make them work on the rebuilding efforts to restore New Orleans. Maybe they can put them on flashing detail during Mardi Gras.

Daisy De La Hoya (and yes, she is the niece of boxer Oscar De La Hoya) from, Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, has her own show. Yes folks, one of Bret Michaels rejects will entertain you in her own quest for love. Daisy with her bee stung lips has a fresh crop of 20 men from which to choose (even a set of Swedish triplets). These men will try to woo her with their physique, dating skills, and rock and roll lifestyle.

Host/career rocker Riki Rachtman will help assist Daisy on the show. He can also be seen hosting the wild reunion show for this seasons VH1’s Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michael. Let’s hope he brings plenty of disinfectant.

Daisy of Love will premiere on VH1, Sunday April 26 at 9/8c.

Here are two links to whet your appetite…

 Opening Scene of Daisy of Love

Daisy of Love Promo on VH1

Beverly was removed from the Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels. His reason? She’s an Uber Fan and he’ll have none of that on his bus. Apparently, you can fawn over him just a little but too much gushing is a turn-off.

He even made the last 4 women write a song and sing it to him which freaked out Mindy (who can’t sing a lick) and was perfect for Taya who can sing. Taya won followed by the soon to be removed Beverly and the two were whisked off for a concert to watch their beloved sing for the crowds.

Jamie (pictured here from the VH1 blog, thanks vh1) is one of three left for Bret to choose from and it’s lookin’ more and more like dimpled cute cryin’ Mindy is the favorite. Taya also has a chance but her snippy nature might surface long enough for Bret to see beyond her silicone breasts.

The girls begin the episode with a bus change. No longer will the blonds and brunettes be separated; they must be on the same bus. And you know what that means. More mischief and mayhem. Oh those crazy girls!

Then Bret wants to see the girls in a parental situation so he makes them babysit children who’s parents are in the armed forces. Nice try for altruism, Bret. But of course he wants them by a pool hence the girls in bikinis. Just another excuse to get them in swimwear. 

This little girl gets entertained by Ashley by painting a top on Ashley naked girl tatoo. Way to teach the girl something artistic, Ashley. Then, at the elimination ceremony, Ashley the blonde hot mess that she is, gets chosen first. eww Then Jamie the newbie who made out with Bret on the beach blanket was chosen second. Next up was Mindy, the one who triumphed over salsa adversity, then Brittanya, then Beverly who needs to redeem herself after her drunken honesty, then Farrah and the mortified Taya were left.

Farrah “Breasts as big as my head” was told her road trip had ended to which she replied, “I don’t think he can handle someone like me.” Maybe you’re right, Farrah. I don’t think anyone can.

Bret showed off his women folk in the South on tonights episode of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels. Here’s a sneak peek:  pet of the year gets annoying

Kami finds out just how horny Bret is…

But after watching tonights episode,I have finally come to the conclusion that Bret wants the best of both worlds. Duh, I know I was holding out that he actually wanted a woman to be with and have a relationship with but who am I kidding. I’m slow sometimes.

This scene will be replayed on The Soup, Kelsey

What I do know is that he doesn’t want a woman who gets so drunk that she ends up sloppy drunk and sobbing on a speed bump. (reason Ashley got thrown from the bus) And he doesn’t want a woman who doesn’t want to share him with his groupies either. (reason Kami left) 1st picture

So who is left for him on the bus? Farrah and Ashley, the hilariously outrageous, immoral, nasty women? A confident, skinny, busty, Penthouse Pet of the Year? Two half way decent women Beverly and Mindy? Or the siliconed and weirdly pierced Brittanya?

We’ll see who gets thrown from the bus next week when they go to Panama City, Florida.

In Nashville, Tennessee the girls got some athletic gear from Big John the slovenly yet lovable helper of Bret’s and told the girls they were going to get down and dirty in a Mud Bowl. The two groups were called the Sweethearts and the Fallen Angels. It was messy and rough with the Sweethearts winning and Mindy (from the Sweethearts) won MVP and the VIP date. She had a great time with Bret on a real live date, sort of. That’s if you can call a lear jet and limo ride a regular date.

Then Bret got some bad news that someone he knew fighting in Iraq died. Then by the grace of the editing department, one of the women started talking about her dead father. Why didn’t we hear about that before. Did she just decide that it was time to talk to Bret about it? I mean, her Dad died a mere week before starting this venture and NOW she is crying about it? Where are her priorities? Geesh

But in the end Bret thought it best to send her home to grieve. I guess you could call the newly dead dad one of the better reasons for getting rid of one of the women.