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 Now this is how to suck face…

Not only does Megan Hauserman want to marry a millionaire, she also wants romance? Now let’s not get selfish, honey. These guys are looking for arm candy, albeit the kind you pull off from under the table. And you are looking for a guy with money… Now sometimes that works out, an even trade so to speak.

Megan scissored a trust fund babies credit card and sent him packing because she couldn’t connect with him sexually. Now come on Megan. You couldn’t look past his rubbery open-mouthed kisses? His feminine chuckle? His lack of business acumen? The guy’s worth more than a few of these men combined. You chose the boorish and arrogant David over Joey? It looks like you want to wear the pants in the family and he would have been perfect for you.

You also got rid of Matt, the rapper/wrestler. I mean really, he’s the best thing to come out of Arkansas since rice, Bill Clinton, and Wal-Mart.

Now Megan is down to the top ten. Who will be the next to go? Find out Sunday at 9 on VH1.

For a hilarious blog please read recently eliminated Donald’s take on the Megan Wants a Millionaire web site.

Garth the millionaire plumber didn’t do it for Megan and was eliminated on the second episode of Megan Wants a Millionaire on VH1. I guess his smarmy nipple rub dance and original song wasn’t for her. At least he knows what he’s going to look like when he gets older. I mean really, doesn’t he look like Watermelon Comedian Gallagher?

Megan Hauserman is low on personality and high on bikini’s so maybe this show will last one season. She ain’t no Daisy de la Hoya personality wise but maybe she will grow on me. Then again, maybe not. I’ve seen her on way too many reality shows and still haven’t grown to like her in the least so I’ll be watching for the millionaire antics only. Oh and her dog too; he has more charm in his crooked little tail than she has in her whole body.

Megan Wants a Millionaire sneak peek (episode 3)

Vh1 has opened the sticky hot vault of ‘broken-hearted’ contestants from Bret Michaels Rock of Love Bus and bikini-clad Megan Hauserman fell out and rolled into her own reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire.

She first graced us with her presence of Beauty and the Geek as a decent reality bimbo who showed no disdain to other contestants. But something happened on her road to reality tv stardom because she was a different person when she got her heart “broken” by Bret Michaels, failed to grab the green stuff on I Love Money and was eliminated by fight mate Sharon Osborne on Rock of Love Charm School.

Will she find love with a rich man? Will she wear more than a bikini? Will any of the men actually take to her mentally disabled dog? Stay tuned to VH1 on Sunday August 2 at 10 and all will be answered…