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 Now this is how to suck face…

Not only does Megan Hauserman want to marry a millionaire, she also wants romance? Now let’s not get selfish, honey. These guys are looking for arm candy, albeit the kind you pull off from under the table. And you are looking for a guy with money… Now sometimes that works out, an even trade so to speak.

Megan scissored a trust fund babies credit card and sent him packing because she couldn’t connect with him sexually. Now come on Megan. You couldn’t look past his rubbery open-mouthed kisses? His feminine chuckle? His lack of business acumen? The guy’s worth more than a few of these men combined. You chose the boorish and arrogant David over Joey? It looks like you want to wear the pants in the family and he would have been perfect for you.

You also got rid of Matt, the rapper/wrestler. I mean really, he’s the best thing to come out of Arkansas since rice, Bill Clinton, and Wal-Mart.

Now Megan is down to the top ten. Who will be the next to go? Find out Sunday at 9 on VH1.

For a hilarious blog please read recently eliminated Donald’s take on the Megan Wants a Millionaire web site.

Vh1 has opened the sticky hot vault of ‘broken-hearted’ contestants from Bret Michaels Rock of Love Bus and bikini-clad Megan Hauserman fell out and rolled into her own reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire.

She first graced us with her presence of Beauty and the Geek as a decent reality bimbo who showed no disdain to other contestants. But something happened on her road to reality tv stardom because she was a different person when she got her heart “broken” by Bret Michaels, failed to grab the green stuff on I Love Money and was eliminated by fight mate Sharon Osborne on Rock of Love Charm School.

Will she find love with a rich man? Will she wear more than a bikini? Will any of the men actually take to her mentally disabled dog? Stay tuned to VH1 on Sunday August 2 at 10 and all will be answered…

Tailormade and his team of misfits

The money lovers on I Love Money 2 had to leap from bed to bed and retrieve to “bags o money” in the fastest time and Becky “Buckwild” sealed her fate when she didn’t get the fastest time. 20 Pack did and so he had the agonizing choice of eliminating one of three members of his dwindling alliance (Saaphyri and Frenchie are left).

Becky “Buckwild” one of the craziest characters on VH1

The Woosy Alliance remains intact and they made a deal with 20 to keep him safe, yah, what a joke, at least until next week. Becky was sacrificed and sent packing to join the other reality celebrities in “reality world” until the next crazy-a** show VH1 can cook up. Bye Becky, you’re a lot of fun to watch.

Highlights of the show:

1) It’s not fair that Frenchie gets captions and not It. His speech is indecipherable and it actually looks like it hurts him to think.

2) Next time I have to have a toenail removed I think I’ll try singing “The Star Spangled Banner” like Tailormade.

3) Fake fainting a la Saaphyri-style doesn’t work in the vault.

Frank the “Entertainer” is in his parents basement…again because he was the next one to get eliminated on I Love Money 2.

Time will only tell if he makes it to I Love Money 3.

Should he have been the next one to leave? I can’t say that but I will say while Frank is obnoxious, rude, and a loud mouth; at least he was for lack of a better word, entertaining.

Put him up against Tailor Made (pictured above) King of the supposed Underdog Alliance and he wins hands down every time. Which is weird for me because I usually always go for the underdog ie., Two Left Feet Steve Wozniak from DWTStars but these underdogs on I Love Money 2 should be called the Boring Little Woosy Alliance.

So now that Frank is gone I think the alliances will splinter especially now that the teams have been dissolved and it’s every man/woman for him/herself.

This week’s episode of I Love Money 2 was one of the funniest and raunchiest yet. Angelique had ‘beaucoup de’ screen time which can only mean one thing. Hilariously phonetic sub-titles. Kudos to the producers of the show for adding this feature for all of the french accent hearing-impaired among us.

Angelique (Frenchy) is a stripper, or as she says ’streeper’ and very proud of it. She also has a body to match and loves prancing around in string bikinis. Being the paymaster this week made her heady with power and so she turned her attention to 20 Pack and turned into a sexual harasser. She demanded that in order for 20 Pack to get his check, he had to french keese her. 

Both teams had to play the “Lets Melt the Ice Game with Our Body Heat” game and so all the cast members had to rub their bodies on two ice blocks in order to get the 7 gold coins frozen within the ice. Let’s just say there was a lot of friction goin’ on.

After the green team won the ice block challenge, the gold team had to put three people up for elimination so they chose Becky Buckwild, 20 Pack, and Bonez. Buckwild was saved again and Bonez from the other alliance got eliminated. He was used as a pawn by the Tailor Made alliance and was too trusting.

Sometimes, you can’t make this stuff up.

On I Love Money 2 last night the alliances came out in full force. Half of Frank the Entertainer’s alliance is on the opposite team and he ended up having to vote out one of his alliance; Heat. Again! (He had to vote him out on the first I Love Money too.)

Heat’s Flame is Out

This happened when the Gold Team threw the “Chicken Catapult” competition so they would get a chance to gain more power with their alliance and make Frank vote off one of his own. The alliance who threw the competition are the supposed underdogs which in this case are all the scrawny people on the show.

Tailormade, number #1 in the Scrawny Alliance

And it worked. Becky Buckwild (Franks main spooning partner), 20 Pack (the strongest competitor) and Heat were put up and had to go on a Power Outing with a frustrated Frank. He ate and drank with the three while they pleaded their case but Heat came into the outing totally wasted and babbled on about being ‘betrayeded’ by his Gold Team. At the Elimination Ceremony, Frank left it up to his team who decided poor Heat’s flame had to be put out.

I Love Money 2 is on VH1, Mondays at 9.

Poor Tamara. That’s all I could think of when I saw her confusing exit from the premiere of VH1’s I Love Money 2. But after reading her Celebreality Interview on the VH1’s web site I have second thoughts. Her answers were intelligent and understandable. For more of her interview please click on this link - Tamara’s Celebreality Interview.

One thing cleared up about her confused state was this question/answer:

There was some speculation on the Internet that you were maybe on something during elimination. You were kind of twitchy.

I read some of the blogs that were like, “Was she on meth?” “Was she on crack?” I really wasn’t. I probably drank too much. That I know. I was kinda nervous and uncomfortable because I knew I was gonna be the first one gone. After half the cast was chosen, I was like, “Oh, I’m out for sure.” Actually, I thought T-Weed was going to pick me. I think he was going to until I made such a big fool out of myself.

I think you will agree after reading the interview that she’s not a nincompoop.

Megan Hauserman is a professional reality contestant. She began her reality career by winning the third season of the CW’s “Beauty and the Geek” in 2007.

After that, Megan became a contestant on season two of “Rock of Love” where she started to show more of her dead pan meanness and manipulative side. She was so obviously not into Bret Michael and more for her own bikini-clad “exposure”. Her next stint was on “I Love Money” where she had by now perfected her “throw fellow contestant under bus” technique.

All of this exposure has now paid off for Megan who now will have her own show entitled “Trophy Wife.”  According to the VH1 web site for the show, she is looking for a man with money. Only single men with a net worth of $1,000,000. or more will qualify to be a contestant for the show.

She has even won an award; on October 11, Megan received a trophy on Fox Reality Channel Really Awards for her work on Rock of Love 2 when she was booted off by Bret she stood there and stood there and stood there… and for that memorable scene she won for Favorite Awkward Moment.

Wow! It’s finally here. The new lineup of I Love Money 2 is out and there will be 19 contestants. Among them, Leiline, Buckwild, and Saaphyri.

Ice

Remember them from the first season of Charm School? It should be interesting especially if any of the contests have to do with getting dirty, or in water, or something that involves breaking a nail. Ice is from Flavor of Love. These are just a few of the women set to contend for all that money.
Some of the eye candy for women will be former broken-hearted contestants from I Love New York (one of the few reality shows I have yet to watch) will be Onix, It, Buddha, and 20 Pack. Pictured here is Onix. Gee I wonder why I chose him to show as a sample for this new show.

They will be competing in mental and physical challenges for a chance to win a quarter of a million dollars. It will premiere on Monday, January 26, 2009 on VH1.