Sep 30 2009
Tool Academy: The Old Tool Gets the Shaft
Jon S.
This week on Tool Academy 2, the Fidelity Cheerleading Competition proved too much for Old Tool Jon, he’s 31, as he showed us when he stood by and looked on as his girlfriend Tracy did all the cheering. You could tell his days were numbered at the Academy. And to top it off, when he got eliminated HE actually broke it off with his girlfriend - not the other way around. That was probably the nicest thing he could have done for her because staying with a tool like that on purpose (5 years? ugh) meant she had major problems on her own.
Is this the look of a man who isn’t going to cheat anymore?
After watching her clueless and heartbroken face when he broke up with her, I think VH1 should have a spin-off of Tool Academy for all the cast-off girlfriends; anyone for Toolette Academy?

