Aug 19 2009
Megan Wants a Millionaire and Love Too?
Now this is how to suck face… Not only does Megan Hauserman want to marry a millionaire, she also wants romance? Now let’s not get selfish, honey. These guys are looking for arm candy, albeit the kind you pull off from under the table. And you are looking for a guy with money… Now sometimes that works out, an even trade so to speak.
Megan scissored a trust fund babies credit card and sent him packing because she couldn’t connect with him sexually. Now come on Megan. You couldn’t look past his rubbery open-mouthed kisses? His feminine chuckle? His lack of business acumen? The guy’s worth more than a few of these men combined. You chose the boorish and arrogant David over Joey? It looks like you want to wear the pants in the family and he would have been perfect for you.
You also got rid of Matt, the rapper/wrestler. I mean really, he’s the best thing to come out of Arkansas since rice, Bill Clinton, and Wal-Mart.
Now Megan is down to the top ten. Who will be the next to go? Find out Sunday at 9 on VH1.
For a hilarious blog please read recently eliminated Donald’s take on the Megan Wants a Millionaire web site.
