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Aug 20 2009

Real Chance of Love Says Au Revoir to Aloha

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Real and Chance drew a line in the corral this week by handing out R chains and C chains to the fillies. This probably helped some of the women who were confused about which guy they were going to like on the show anyway, so that was awful nice of them. 

The fifteen remaining women got their chance to show the brothers how sexy they could be in a viral video challenge. Apple faded like a wallflower but didn’t get eliminated because her lack of luster faded in comparison to Aloha’s downright “raw fish eating” kookiness. I’ve eaten my share of sushi but eating it unwashed straight from the grocery store foam plate? ewww 

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I think she and Chance would have made a good couple.

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Don’t cha think? Oh and don’t forget about Blonde Ball-girl and her supposed “friend” on the phone. You know the other women won’t let that one go.

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Even with two sets of humungous breasts staring at you, the Pirates of the Caribbean scarf on Bakers head stands out with it’s oddness.

This season is even more of a farce than last season so let’s sit back and enjoy the weekly weirdness that this show is. Love has nothing to do with it…

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Aug 19 2009

Megan Wants a Millionaire and Love Too?

 megan and joey kissingNow this is how to suck face…

Not only does Megan Hauserman want to marry a millionaire, she also wants romance? Now let’s not get selfish, honey. These guys are looking for arm candy, albeit the kind you pull off from under the table. And you are looking for a guy with money… Now sometimes that works out, an even trade so to speak.

Megan scissored a trust fund babies credit card and sent him packing because she couldn’t connect with him sexually. Now come on Megan. You couldn’t look past his rubbery open-mouthed kisses? His feminine chuckle? His lack of business acumen? The guy’s worth more than a few of these men combined. You chose the boorish and arrogant David over Joey? It looks like you want to wear the pants in the family and he would have been perfect for you.

You also got rid of Matt, the rapper/wrestler. I mean really, he’s the best thing to come out of Arkansas since rice, Bill Clinton, and Wal-Mart.

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Now Megan is down to the top ten. Who will be the next to go? Find out Sunday at 9 on VH1.

For a hilarious blog please read recently eliminated Donald’s take on the Megan Wants a Millionaire web site.


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Aug 18 2009

‘Going Dark’ at El Bosque City Hall with GHI

El Bosque City Hall in El Bosque, Chile was once an orphanage managed by Catholic Priests who kept the “misbehaved” children in cages. NOT a good place to be an orphan in Chile back in the day. It is now a city hall who’s rooms are haunted with the sounds of children’s voices and full body apparitions. Carlos Contrenas, a local historian, called the GHI team for answers .

They heard shuffling and creepy voices surfaced on the EMF reader. Paul Bradford, a techie borrowed from another GH team brought along some new devices (I wish they would stop changing investigators) felt a hand brush his head while in the torture basement. Dustin and Barry took a turn down there and also felt creeped out.

During the reveal, Robb Demarest and Dustin “Dude” Pari told Carlos about personal experiences of doors closing, the head touch, a chair squeak, and words spoken; “We’re here!” and the answer “Hell” to the question “Is there more waiting for us?”

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The team pronounced the city hall haunted. Fake or not, this show is entertaining and creepy … and bring back Ashley Godwin. I can identify with her newbie “OMG get me outa here” take on the investigations.

 


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Aug 17 2009

Design Star: Red, White, and Beige

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25 year old Nathan Galui had his design bubble burst on HGTV Design Star this week. All the talent in the world won’t help if you are a slow carpenter and that was the reason for his demise. What he made was fine but it took him 22 hours to make it. Not good for this assembly line of design star makers.

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I don’t see any losers left on this show but I do see some difficult personalities. 40 year old Antonio “Does Not Play Well With Others” Ballatore is a set designer with as much talent as ego not to mention temper. They love his work but think his anger issues won’t work when you have your own show. No Design Star Diva’s allowed apparently.

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Both military families who had their living rooms redone were satisfied with their make-overs but the infighting among the teams threatened to backfire on their design efforts and IMHO there is nothing wrong with a caramel colored wall. I felt the gun metal grey and boring blue were depressing. These military families have too much of that built into their lives…

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Aug 14 2009

Megan Wants A Millionaire: This Plumber Can’t Fix Her Pipes

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Garth the millionaire plumber didn’t do it for Megan and was eliminated on the second episode of Megan Wants a Millionaire on VH1. I guess his smarmy nipple rub dance and original song wasn’t for her. At least he knows what he’s going to look like when he gets older. I mean really, doesn’t he look like Watermelon Comedian Gallagher?

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Megan Hauserman is low on personality and high on bikini’s so maybe this show will last one season. She ain’t no Daisy de la Hoya personality wise but maybe she will grow on me. Then again, maybe not. I’ve seen her on way too many reality shows and still haven’t grown to like her in the least so I’ll be watching for the millionaire antics only. Oh and her dog too; he has more charm in his crooked little tail than she has in her whole body.

Megan Wants a Millionaire sneak peek (episode 3)

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Aug 13 2009

Big Brother: Why I Like Ronnie and Most People Don’t

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Why did Ronnie become the most hated player on this season of Big Brother? Because he lied? Because he back-stabbed? Oh gee, does that mean the other players haven’t lied or back-stabbed? No, but it was probably because he did it too soon and too much for the other house guest’s to handle. He was too much for them. He was all of them magnified by 100x and he was ostracized because of it. He overplayed his hand and his rat-like ways were mirrored back at them tenfold.

Right now Ronnie has probably stopped reading all the nasty things bloggers and chatters have written about him and is curled up in a corner somewhere. But cheer up, Ronnie. The night is young and there are many more house guests to show their true colors. All the pretty boy Jeff’s in the world can’t compete with your outright love for the game. (Believe me I could stare at Jeff all day because he’s adorable) but you are what makes me watch every season. I say bring on all the Ronnie’s of the world…you can keep your boring self-righteous house guest’s any day. IMHO They are like watching paint dry. This social experiment works better with flawed personalities and Ronnie you are one of them.

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