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Dennis Rodman fell apart before our eyes on this weeks Celebrity Apprentice. One of the rats in the maze that is Celebrity Apprentice chewed through the paper walls and escaped, showing us the cracks and imperfections of a real human being. It was like watching the proverbial car crash. You knew it was not going to end well but you still watched.

I hope he watches himself like Steven Adler did from Celebrity Rehab and uses it as a slap in the face.

What was with Clint Black whispering and hiding himself while on the phone? Was he giving calls to his players? Was he handing out plans for a secret mission?

In an interview with Barbara Walters on her radio show, Donald Trump had this to say about Dennis Rodman’s fall from grace; “Dennis actually came to my office after the show was completed. It was actually very nice,” Trump explained. “He really wants to straighten himself out. He got a glimpse of himself, I think, by doing ‘The Apprentice’ and he really wants to straighten himself out and I thought it was great.”

(for more of this interview go to www.msnbc.com)

Jaime (pictured above on the left) showed us her ugly side when she became extremely impatient while a little shopkeeper opened each door of the herb shop where the clues were hidden.

On The Amazing Race, the 6 remaining teams flew over 2,000 miles to Thailand for their next leg of the race. First they had to find a gorilla statue at the Phuket Zoo. Taxi drivers (again) made this part difficult for one of the teams. Mel and Mike’s driver took them in the opposite direction causing them to be in last place for the rest of the show.

After they found their clue in the mouth of the gorilla, they all had to have their picture taken with Esso the tiger. I’m sure it wasn’t too reassuring when they spotted the tiger handler had 1 arm missing. Then they all had to get “stomped and sat on” by an elephant.

The heat was too much for Margie as she collapsed on the mat after running and pulling a rickshaw down the streets of Phuket. Tammy and Victor won this leg of the race by default because brothers Mark and Michael incurred two 30 minute penalties pushing them to third. They tampered with the tire pumps and then let a taxi driver lead them to the next leg. See? Poor reading comprehension will get you on The Amazing Race.

Mike and Mel are out but were a great team to watch

Order of Finish:

1. Tammy & Victor
2. Jaime & Cara
3. Mark & Michael
4. Margie & Luke
5. Kisha & Jen
6. Mel & Mike

 The Millionaire Matchmaker had something for everyone this week. A really bad date with a mismatched couple and a really successful date with a well matched couple.

First of all, she should have known things weren’t going to go well when the guy millionaire (named Jimmy D) is a cocky you-know-what who refers to himself in the third person. That should have told her right from the start he was going to be difficult to please. And discussing religion on the first date? That’s also a big no-no. Plus saying you’re a Scientologist is not like saying you’re an Episcopalian.  Doesn’t she watch VH1’s new show Tough Love ?

The more successful date with ex-NFL football player Matt Hatchette (pictured above) looked like fun beside the fact he never once referred to himself in the third person. He treated his date respectfully and didn’t get her drunk. It was also cool to see a reality cross-over from Top Chef help them prepare their dinner.

Sometimes Patti, you mess up and sometimes you hit a home run…

Bridget Marquardt explored the culture and history of Jamaica on this week’s Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches. She began with a ride on a glass bottom boat to a pirate cave, visited the Rock House, drank coconut water, and watched a beach entertainer make himself into a pretzel.

When she went to Ocho Rios she walked up Dunn’s River Falls. She sped down a bobsledding course at 40 mph down Mystic Mountain, and ate traditional Jamaican food at Scotechies.

Bridget even got to play and swim with dolphins, and pet a nurse shark.

Golden Eye Resort where Ian Fleming wrote his James Bond novels was breath-taking.

Recreating Honey Rider complete with custom made bikini

It’s currently owned by Island Records founder Chris Blackwell. She took a wild bus ride to Nine Mile, the hometown of Bob Marley and finished her stay back in Negril dancing on the beach at night.

On Hell’s Kitchen, Gordon tricked them with a taste test of tartar as a preface to the real challenge; the blindfolded taste test. This is the best part of the whole show. They could just do that every episode it would be more entertaining than all that screaming over mushy risotto and cold Beef Wellington. Foul-mouthed Carol helped the Red Team to victory and they got to be served by the Blue Team and then the poor three time loser Blue Team had to prep for two dinner services.

Lacey “clucked” the whole time so the guys were ready to throw her in the meat grinder. While the Blue Team worked the Red Team enjoyed getting pampered and made up for the TV Guide photo shoot.

Two of my favorite actors Robert Patrick and Eric McCormack were the celebrity patrons for the night. They got some face time and enjoyed their food.

The much delayed event of this season was Lacey’s departure. She freaked out at the meat station and Spacey Lacey was told to leave. The Blue Team did very well after she left and won the nights service leaving the Red Team to nominate LA and Carol. Gordon added Andrea but he decided to take LA’s chef jacket instead.

Amanda, Branden, Colin, and Mountaha got to walk in Montreal

While Tyson was away in London, Supermodel Michael Bergin served as his fill-in mentor and Indira Cesarine got to photograph the contestants in a hall of mirrors. She wanted to see them capture emotion and make a memorable confrontational pose. Branden and Amanda (she is who Gabriel likes) won the session and chose Mountaha and Colin.

The Freak Show was pretty freaky

Jonathon got first for his not-so-kooky version of a freak. He’s my favorite anyway so I was glad when he got to model for another day. But poor determined Shawn… All the ambition in the world can’t make up for a freak catwalk that was a cross between a mime in a box and a disco dance. And for that Shawn got his portfolio handed to him.

Frank the “Entertainer” is in his parents basement…again because he was the next one to get eliminated on I Love Money 2.

Time will only tell if he makes it to I Love Money 3.

Should he have been the next one to leave? I can’t say that but I will say while Frank is obnoxious, rude, and a loud mouth; at least he was for lack of a better word, entertaining.

Put him up against Tailor Made (pictured above) King of the supposed Underdog Alliance and he wins hands down every time. Which is weird for me because I usually always go for the underdog ie., Two Left Feet Steve Wozniak from DWTStars but these underdogs on I Love Money 2 should be called the Boring Little Woosy Alliance.

So now that Frank is gone I think the alliances will splinter especially now that the teams have been dissolved and it’s every man/woman for him/herself.

Beverly was removed from the Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels. His reason? She’s an Uber Fan and he’ll have none of that on his bus. Apparently, you can fawn over him just a little but too much gushing is a turn-off.

He even made the last 4 women write a song and sing it to him which freaked out Mindy (who can’t sing a lick) and was perfect for Taya who can sing. Taya won followed by the soon to be removed Beverly and the two were whisked off for a concert to watch their beloved sing for the crowds.

Jamie (pictured here from the VH1 blog, thanks vh1) is one of three left for Bret to choose from and it’s lookin’ more and more like dimpled cute cryin’ Mindy is the favorite. Taya also has a chance but her snippy nature might surface long enough for Bret to see beyond her silicone breasts.

It was the end of the road for the Thong Wearing Flight Attendants

The chaos of India was no match for Victor and Tammy as they sailed through this episode of The Amazing Race. They made it look easy as they fed camels, drove through Jaipur traffic, and danced for money. All the other teams were challenged by it after an even start once the flight touched down in India.

The ‘Ol Geezer Smoked the Competition on the Camel Feed

Team Thong was close behind Tammy and Victor but their chances came to a screeching halt when their taxi driver had to stop for gas. If it were not for this, I think they would have beat the the Stunt Brothers. These are the kinds of eliminations that are unfair. Taxi drivers have notoriously prevented people from winning this race from the first season.

Order of Finish:

1. Tammy & Victor
2. Mel & Mike
3. Kisha & Jen
4. Margie & Luke
5. Jaime & Cara
6. Mark & Michael
7. Christie & Jodi 

Croatia was Bridget’s next stop on her trip around the world to visit the worlds sexiest beaches. This time she went with 2007 Playboy Playmate of the Year Sarah Underwood (who didn’t know what a moat was).

They took a boat ride to Banje Beach and played picigin with some Croatian dudes in the water. They went to Dubrovnik which is a beautiful city and sits on the edge of the Adriatic Sea and in the words of Sarah Underwood, It couldn’t be “more perfecter”.

Lokrum Island was their next stop. It’s supposed to be cursed so Bridget had to check it out. She also went cliff diving, or in their case it was more like cliff jumping and screaming, off a 50 ft. cliff on the island.

They went to a seaside town called Nin and took a natural mud bath, ate an authentic Croatian meal, and got drunk on authentic Croatian tequila.

They went fishing off Palmizana Island and fished with a local. The squeal count was high with all the wiggly water creatures in the net. Later that day the women went skinny-dipping where Bridget got stung by a sea urchin.(this info is from her blog, so we didn’t get to see her frolicking while skinny-dipping and then screaming in pain).

Bikini count on this episode? 4

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