Jan 15 2009
Something is Fake on Rock of Love Bus?
Not only are the breasts fake on Rock of Love Bus but now they have fake wedding vows? Mon Dieu!
This week on Rock of Love Bus, the challenge involved a wedding chapel, several hookerish-type wedding outfits and fake wedding vows. Each woman did her take on what Bret thought would be good wedding vows despite the fact they were supposed to show their own personality; all except Beverly the tomboy who showed up in jeans and a motor-cross t-shirt. (My prediction? She will be gone next week)
“Ugly Crier/Porn Star” Brittaney read him 4 pages of poetic vows.
Boring and creepy all at the same time…
And she wondered why she didn’t win the challenge. I thought for sure she was a goner but the powers that be must have wanted her to stay so she received the pass.
So, three more women are gone from Bret’s Rock of Love Bus on VH1. Two of them are relatively sane which is NOT a requirement, for sure, while the 3rd, “Third Eye” Constandina, had taken a vow of chastity for three years which was her ticket home.
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