Jan 06 2009
So Much Silicone and only one Bret on Rock of Love Bus
On the Rock of Love Bus Premiere, and according to Bret the final one, Bret got to take pictures for their backstage pass and some of them showed him their assets right away. I have never seen so many fake breasts in one room in all my life.
After the photo shoot, the women separated themselves by getting on their rides. A blue bus and a pink bus; with most of the bleached blonde busty women on the pink bus and most of the busty brunettes on the blue bus. Go figure. This season, the girls will be riding with the band instead of staying in the mansion. Among the girls vying for Bret’s attention was Gia who became a stand out from day one and not in a good way. Described by one of the boring yet functioning I.Q. brunettes as a “HOT MESS”.
Nikki wasn’t far behind. Even Bret was shocked by what they did together on top of a bar. I think the bleach has gone to their heads causing brain damage.
I hope he keeps Beverly only for the fact that she is the voice of reason and describes the goings on in a funny way.
