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Charm School 3 is full of loud women and liquored up women and I don’t know who I like least. Hidden amongst the fray are a few mousy women who need to learn how to stick up for themselves.

Head Judge Ricki Lake has her hands full of what I can’t describe but I’ll bet she asked for hazard pay about 5 minutes into the first show.

On this week’s episode Rock of Love Bus rejects Ashley and Farrah locked the mousy drama queen Brittany Starr in the bathroom for an hour and a half and Real Chance of Love reject Bubbles got screamed at by some of the other women from the Real Chance show.

The show is such a mess of swearing/screaming/drinking/fake breasts that it’s hard to find the entertainment value of the VH1 show. Please VH1, close the liquor cabinet and give us something humorous and not this mean spirited drunken mess.

Charm School 3 makes New York Goes to Work look like a high brow PBS fare.

Flipper and his Little Friend

Daisy found out just how ‘flipped out’ Flipper was on Daisy of Love this week. Yikes, could anyone get any weirder than him?

The scene started as a normal one for most reality shows, odd cast member walks in on the rest of the cast and a hush falls over the room. Duh, they were talking about you and your lame rap. Talked about cast member realizes this with the few remaining brain cells left in his brain and gets upset. Okay until this point. We’ve all seen this before but what followed was new to me.

Flipper, the talked about cast member, literally flips out and zeroed in on Cable Guy AKA ‘nice guy who wouldn’t hurt a fly’ and proceeded to egg him on. Cable Guy is aware of the “No fighting or you get thrown off the show” rule and backs off.

This flipped Flipper out even more and he grabs a bottle (not a stage bottle, I assume) and crashes it over his own forehead. Guess what? He started to bleed.

After cleaning himself up, he actually went to Daisy and said he wanted to leave (probably one of the remaining brain cells told him about the no fighting rule). Daisy got confused and agreed that he should leave, which released the last bit of insanity left in Flipper and he flipped her off (lots of flipping going on) and left in a huff.

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Charm School begins on Monday, May 11 at 9 and it sounds like Ricki Lake will have her hands full. Word on the VH1 web site is the ladies didn’t get along and that it was “intense and tumultuous” and that some of them had “an extremely hard time on the show”.

My fave from Real Chance of Love, Bubbles

Bay Bay Bay, Kiki, Bubbles, K.O., Risky, So Hood show up from Real Chance of Love and Ashley, Beverly, Brittaney, Brittanya, Farrah, Gia, Marcia, and Natasha crawl over from Rock of Love Bus.

My fave from Rock of Love Bus, Farrah

Apparently, Ricki is going to make the women take on real responsibilities with non-profit organizations. Can you see these hot messes working with senior citizens or under-privileged children? They will even make them work on the rebuilding efforts to restore New Orleans. Maybe they can put them on flashing detail during Mardi Gras.

Daisy de la Hoya felt the love three times over when she met the Swedish Triplets on the premiere of Daisy of Love . Host Riki Rachtman nicknamed them 84,85, and 86 as a tribute to their retro 80’s hairstyles and garb. She told them to leave when she learned from them they are a package deal and if you like just one of them chances are you will like the other two because they are the same type of guy. They also admitted to Riki they were there to party and eat the food. Ah, refreshingly honest albeit kinda weird for a reality dating show. 

“Torch” the Inaudible Canadian direct from Seaworld was eliminated by Daisy mainly because she couldn’t understand a word he said. Weirder still was he thought he had a chance with her. Go figure.

Tristan “Dropout” was the 5th one to be eliminated. I guess Daisy didn’t like his awkward dance moves. 

Heavy drinkers London and Weasel better watch out or they will be the next ones to go. Fox already has it in the box with Daisy because they made out. Next week she will make them compete in a traditional talent show.

Daisy and her merry bunch of misfits including famed reality star 12 Pack (pictured above) will entertain us for sure and maybe even find love or at least lust along the way. Perchance a daisy chain?

Watch the next episode on VH1, Sunday at 9.

Tensions rose to a fever pitch on Biggest Loser Couples this week and brought out “The Don” in twinkly-eyed Ron. Hey, that rhymes! They even played “Godfather” music in the background when he was scheming with son, Mike. Many of the team members have been distracted by the politics of the game and have lost sight of their weight loss goals. 

The Temptation Challenge held a power prize of the single vote to whomever won it so almost all of them chowed down on the high calorie snacks until Laura found it. That vote was a mixed blessing because she had to send either Sione or Helen home. Helen pulled the friend/loyalty card and so Sione was sent home.

Lookin’ Good Sione

I can’t wait for next week when they makeover the remaining contestants.

Tailormade and his team of misfits

The money lovers on I Love Money 2 had to leap from bed to bed and retrieve to “bags o money” in the fastest time and Becky “Buckwild” sealed her fate when she didn’t get the fastest time. 20 Pack did and so he had the agonizing choice of eliminating one of three members of his dwindling alliance (Saaphyri and Frenchie are left).

Becky “Buckwild” one of the craziest characters on VH1

The Woosy Alliance remains intact and they made a deal with 20 to keep him safe, yah, what a joke, at least until next week. Becky was sacrificed and sent packing to join the other reality celebrities in “reality world” until the next crazy-a** show VH1 can cook up. Bye Becky, you’re a lot of fun to watch.

Highlights of the show:

1) It’s not fair that Frenchie gets captions and not It. His speech is indecipherable and it actually looks like it hurts him to think.

2) Next time I have to have a toenail removed I think I’ll try singing “The Star Spangled Banner” like Tailormade.

3) Fake fainting a la Saaphyri-style doesn’t work in the vault.

New York Goes To Work will premiere on VH1 on Monday May 4 at 10/9.

That’s right folks, Tiffany Pollard aka New York will show America how she can work a real J-O-B and we get to choose which job she’ll work. Each week we will get to choose from a list of three jobs and vote by mobile phone (texting) which job Tiffany will try.

According to the VH1 blog about her show, we will be able to choose from jobs like a fast food employee, a mortuary beautician, or a Cal Trans sewer worker. If she does her job successfully, she will receive a $5,000. bonus each week. But will get zero if she quits, gets fired, or fails.

So, should we help her out by picking the jobs we think she would succeed in? Like a bra salesperson? Or a Professional whiner? No way! That would be oh, so boring…

All Detergent sent two of the most conservative looking executives to tell the contestants on The Celebrity Apprentice about their product and the challenge. They wanted Kotu and Athena to create a viral video about the “small and mighty” detergent.

The new Kotu; Clint Black (PM), Khloe Kardashian, Joan Rivers, Natalie Gulbis, and Hershel Walker made an offensive video about “doing the laundry” complete with a model in lingerie and a Clint Black satisfying himself. Joan Rivers found it offensive and took it personally. Watch out Clint she might step on you!

On the other hand the new Athena: Melissa Rivers (PM), Brande Roderick, Jesse James, Annie Duke, and Tione Watkins made a video with “midgets” washing a dirty Jesse James. He was very funny in the video but they added unnecessary swearing which turned off the buttoned-up executives causing both teams to lose.

In the end Donald fired T-Boz because she volunteered to go in the war room which is a big no-no in Donalds book,

…and Khloe for having a DUI which had nothing whatsoever to do with the show. Of course the DUI is horrible but should Donald be throwing stones? No one is perfect, Donald…

 Tyson has great aim

Coach is getting on the rest of the Timbira tribe so he was lucky his tribe won immunity. He’s a definite character with a flair for the dramatic so we’ll see how long he lasts. Although, removing him might prove to be more difficult now that they are going solo next week (or that’s what the preview for next week alludes to anyway).

Jalapao lost both challenges which made for some interesting strategy amongst the divided group and Taj lost some footing in her secret alliance, mainly because she’s letting Stephan hold the immunity idol. Duh! Why she’s allowing that I have no clue but she had better take it back before they are on their own.

My favorite part of this episode was Taj making the fake immunity idol and Joe actually believing it was real. What would have made it even better? Joe giving the idol to Sydney to save herself.

That would have made great TV…

Daisy De La Hoya (and yes, she is the niece of boxer Oscar De La Hoya) from, Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, has her own show. Yes folks, one of Bret Michaels rejects will entertain you in her own quest for love. Daisy with her bee stung lips has a fresh crop of 20 men from which to choose (even a set of Swedish triplets). These men will try to woo her with their physique, dating skills, and rock and roll lifestyle.

Host/career rocker Riki Rachtman will help assist Daisy on the show. He can also be seen hosting the wild reunion show for this seasons VH1’s Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michael. Let’s hope he brings plenty of disinfectant.

Daisy of Love will premiere on VH1, Sunday April 26 at 9/8c.

Here are two links to whet your appetite…

 Opening Scene of Daisy of Love

Daisy of Love Promo on VH1