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The thin veneer of realism melted away on the Real Chance of Love Finale and I wasn’t surprised when I heard both couples had broken it off. Officially, their relationships never even started. Real chose Doll and Chance chose Hot Wings . Their connection lasted as long as it took to remove their (hopefully waterproof) make up. And why did they have them outside in the rain anyway? By the end of the scene they all looked like drowned rats. Did the producers think this would add to the drama? Was their any drama to begin with?

Will they ever get it right? They hope not because that would mean no more show for them but at this point Real and Chance have lost any illusion of wanting a woman from their shows and it shows.

They need to take a page from Romancing Head Honcho Bret Michaels and throw some personality in the mix. You know he knows it’s all fake but it’s still watchable and extremely entertaining. This year the women personalities overshadowed Real and Chance’s dimmer ones which made for predictable episodes. If they do this again, throw away the cue cards guys and add some personality and a pinch of sincerity. That just might help…not

Now would someone remind me how this man got the nickname, Charm? Because I can’t see and never did see it. Charm-less finally got the boot on Tool Academy 2. Maybe there were tools more deserving to leave before him and it was just his turn this week? IDK

Let’s hope Charm-less didn’t damage his money-making face when he tried to strangle Hillbilly Stew. I guess they don’t have a “no fight” rule on this show. Which must be scary on a reality show like this where there is an abundance of socially dangerous people.

As far as Charm was concerned everything was a-okay in the bed department with Andrea but she disagreed. He sounded like a minute man and said his modeling career made him so busy he couldn’t take time out to romance his woman properly. Counselor Dolenz then asked him how busy could he be if he managed to fool around with other women? Good one, Trina!

They actually left in the limo together but hopefully once Andrea watches the show on TV she can get up the courage to throw his charming a** out…anyone for Andrea on Toolette Academy?

Ghost Lab Tricked Out Car Hauler

A Bio-Cam at the Chicago Liar’s Club was tested to see if extreme emotion could leave an emotional imprint on a physical location. They watched the readings as a few of the investigators sat in the corner where the three murders took place and these readings changed from calm auras to anger auras.
They also caught an EVP on the third floor of the old building. It said, “Hate”. Ooh scary
Their next stop took them down south to New Orleans to investigate ‘a haunted house within a haunted house’.  Built in 1872, the former funeral home that was renovated in 2007 and now serves as a haunted house attraction. The brothers Klinge said they hope to cast their net and serve up a “Ghost buffet”. Boy these guys are sweet talkers.
Before they had even set up their “electronic net”, a door behind them closed by itself. This threw them into a frenzy and they stopped their interview with a local historian and began questioning the cause of the movement. Upon further investigation they found out ALL the magnetized doors closed not just the one behind them.

The Everyday Paranormal Crew
On this night the Klinge brothers wanted to test a theory about fear and paranormal activity - is there a correlation? And according to expert interview Professor Bradley Cooke from Atlanta it’s called the fight or flight response. He told them to place the subjects in a scary place and then make a loud noise to see their physiological response. They want to capture anything around the raised energy level produced by scaring the pants off of the frightened investigators and one marketing director. So, they made them walk through the darkened basement and then scared the crap out of them. The result? What do you think?
The brothers then tried to converse with Sarah the crack pipe ghost. Or I should say they YELLED at Sarah. Brad’s response was a neck scratch.
His neck, his neck, his neck is on fire…
Apparently, Sarah didn’t like getting taunted.
Another EVP they caught was, “She don’t like him.” Serves them right - with all their teasing they would dredge up a ghost who uses improper grammar.

First of all, I would like to say the Ghost Hunters Crew will forever be #1 in my heart but I’ve gotta give it to these brothers for trying new techniques in the interest of paranormal investigations. While I can’t critique the validity of their methods, I am starting to see the entertainment value of Ghost Lab. Now if they could just stop yelling at them. Ghost Lab is on Discovery Channel - Tuesday’s at 10

Now most of us are gun shy about who Real and Chance will pick as their “true love” since the first season ended with Chance not even picking a girl and Real breaking up with his pick not long after the reunion show. But of all the women left my bet’s are on 

Mamacita

and

Pocahantas

Mamacita and Chance are a perfect match for each other and have a combined maturity level of a 15 year old. She is fun to watch and has a lot of charm and doesn’t take Chance very seriously which is most likely impossible anyway.

I hope he washed behind his ears

And the homophobic (according to his VH1 bio; “Turned down a spot in a Ben Stiller movie because he had to play a gay guy.” )Real has been under the alluring and exotic spell of Pocahantas since the beginning and I can see her making it to the end as long as she doesn’t bring out the Bible too much.

Who’s hair is prettier?

So keep these thoughts in mind when you watch the final show of Real Chance of Love Back in the Saddle. I think it’s safe to write that whoever they pick will not last longer than a bout of the flu but it was certainly entertaining to watch the process.

On the second episode of Discovery Channel’s new show, Ghost Lab, the Klinge brothers took us to Tombstone, Arizona , to check out claims of the spooky happenings in the ghost town. The Everyday Paranormal crew set out to investigate the whole town.

They have a high tech mobile command center (actually a humongous tricked out car hauler) which is pretty cool to see. Their first stop was the Bird Cage Theatre. It’s supposedly been haunted for over one hundred years.

 The brothers take a loud, course approach with the cowboy ghosts; yelling their introduction to the awaiting spirits. Apparently they think ghosts might be deaf as well as dead. This brought on a weird confrontation with ghost via a purportedly disconnected speaker.

Their next stop was a silver mine which they think acts like a battery for the paranormal phenomenon. On day #2, the brothers conducted an experiment that attempted to prove silvers’ conductivity combined with a lightening storm charges the entire town and is possibly the explanation for the ghostly activity. Silver + lightening = paranormal activity? hmmm

They did a “Shot gun” sweep in a bathroom of the Crystal Palace Saloon which turned up nothing and started up a Tesla Coil which emits high frequency electromagnet readings and this is what they used to super-charge the saloon. They got a high 156 reading.  

Boot Hill Graveyard which reportedly has shadow people was their next stop and they spoke with a descendant of the Clanton’s who are buried in the graveyard. They put motion detectors throughout the area and had an investigator sit in the dark. A motion detector went off many times. After they investigated a shadow person showed up in a photograph. It was in the same vicinity as the old photo of the shadow person taken by the Clanton descendant.

Ghost Lab can be seen on Tuesday nights at 10 pm on Discovery Channel. BTW, see if you can tell who the narrator is?

According to Daisy’s myspace page she has been focused and is penning an autobiography, Star Dust. And by the looks of it, it will be a revealing book filled with angst. It might possibly make the reader understand why she is the way she is…

But of course many of us have had crappy childhoods but don’t grow up with a hot mess of a body riddled with tattoos and our own reality dating show. Some of us actually grow up to live relatively normal lives with nary one tattoo or body piercing. The following is an excerpt from her official blog:

“All my life, Iv just gotten along better with boys, mainly because they never accuse me of being a whore, they never back stab me… and you can tell them what to do… and most times.. they do it! It all started with my mother. She was a crazy bitch, slutty whore? Probably in her day.. but mainly just a crazy psycho bitch. I didn’t always feel this way about my mom though. Like say when I was about four, and we would go to the park, and do what ever it is little girls do when they are four at the park with their moms. But everything after that…. crazy bitch!”

Now that’s quite a statement! Ya think it’s time you stop canceling your psychiatrist appointments?

Would I want my daughter to emulate her? NO but Daisy is a lovable mess of a young woman and despite some of her poor choices in life is filled with a sort of Marilyn Monroe charm and vulnerability…and someone I will follow in the news for some time. 

Project Runway went Hollywood and the designers had to create looks inspired by certain genre’s like SciFi, Western, Film Noir, Period, and Action/Adventure. Some of them were stumped by their choices while others were inspired and excited. Logan and Carol were partners and she said it’s very distracting to have him near her because he’s “really hot” yes, yum in a skinny kind of way.

The budget was $150. for their materials and much to the designers dismay it was a one day challenge and with so little time on their hand you just know there was bound to be a Bobbin War. “How dare you change my bobbin!” 

Gordana had a period piece and chose a 20’s era. Christopher had period piece and was going the wrong way with sleeveless but it worked out to be a gorgeous frothy confection of romance. Eperson had western and was looking cool with denim ruffles. He is definitely a man of vision. Ra’mon had action/adventure and was going reptilian in a bad sort of “my mommy made this costume for me” sort of way. Louise had film noir: satiny, subtle and minimalist which didn’t work in her favor this week. Nicolas had sci fi is a villian in white. The judges loved it but thought the frosty hair and makeup really made the look. (Collier Strong did the makeup)
Ra’mon had a meltdown and thought he was going kermit the frog gone wrong with only two hours left. Shririn had western and made a saloon dress. zzzzzz
On the day of the runway most of the designers were freaking out because they weren’t finished and the editing made the workroom look crazy.
John Varbatos, Zoe Glassner, Arianne Phillips were the judges this week. Irina had a cool slinky dress. Carol’s garment was a fun scifi vampy outfit. Shirin had a saloon girl, like I noted before zzzzzz. Christopher had a beautiful gown. Loved Loved Loved it!!!

Christopher’s dress link

Nicolas created a white frothy villian. Althea had film noir and was very sexy and slinky. Ra’mon had sci fi with green yuck tacked and layered haphazardly over the model. Louise’s was beautful (I thought). Epperson made a denim ruffley working cowgirl dress as if the woman smelled like the horse she just rode in on and could take down any varmit this side of the Pecos. Well done. Gordana had sequins and slink which the judges thought was boring. Logan was was black sexy sci fi.

Gordana, Ramon and Louise had the least favorite of all of them. Christopher was my fave. It looked expensive and flowed with the model when she walked. Nicolas had the ice queen and he won immunity. Oh, did you hear that? That was sound of Nicolas’ head growing in proportion to his ego. Ra’mon and Louise were on the bottom. Ra’mon was eliminated for his poor quality and mess of a costume. I think he buckled under the pressure, poor guy.

Jon S.

This week on Tool Academy 2, the Fidelity Cheerleading Competition proved too much for Old Tool Jon, he’s 31, as he showed us when he stood by and looked on as his girlfriend Tracy did all the cheering. You could tell his days were numbered at the Academy. And to top it off, when he got eliminated HE actually broke it off with his girlfriend - not the other way around. That was probably the nicest thing he could have done for her because staying with a tool like that on purpose (5 years? ugh) meant she had major problems on her own.

Is this the look of a man who isn’t going to cheat anymore?

After watching her clueless and heartbroken face when he broke up with her, I think VH1 should have a spin-off of Tool Academy for all the cast-off girlfriends; anyone for Toolette Academy?

Real and Chance drew a line in the corral this week by handing out R chains and C chains to the fillies. This probably helped some of the women who were confused about which guy they were going to like on the show anyway, so that was awful nice of them. 

The fifteen remaining women got their chance to show the brothers how sexy they could be in a viral video challenge. Apple faded like a wallflower but didn’t get eliminated because her lack of luster faded in comparison to Aloha’s downright “raw fish eating” kookiness. I’ve eaten my share of sushi but eating it unwashed straight from the grocery store foam plate? ewww 

I think she and Chance would have made a good couple.

Don’t cha think? Oh and don’t forget about Blonde Ball-girl and her supposed “friend” on the phone. You know the other women won’t let that one go.

Even with two sets of humungous breasts staring at you, the Pirates of the Caribbean scarf on Bakers head stands out with it’s oddness.

This season is even more of a farce than last season so let’s sit back and enjoy the weekly weirdness that this show is. Love has nothing to do with it…

 Now this is how to suck face…

Not only does Megan Hauserman want to marry a millionaire, she also wants romance? Now let’s not get selfish, honey. These guys are looking for arm candy, albeit the kind you pull off from under the table. And you are looking for a guy with money… Now sometimes that works out, an even trade so to speak.

Megan scissored a trust fund babies credit card and sent him packing because she couldn’t connect with him sexually. Now come on Megan. You couldn’t look past his rubbery open-mouthed kisses? His feminine chuckle? His lack of business acumen? The guy’s worth more than a few of these men combined. You chose the boorish and arrogant David over Joey? It looks like you want to wear the pants in the family and he would have been perfect for you.

You also got rid of Matt, the rapper/wrestler. I mean really, he’s the best thing to come out of Arkansas since rice, Bill Clinton, and Wal-Mart.

Now Megan is down to the top ten. Who will be the next to go? Find out Sunday at 9 on VH1.

For a hilarious blog please read recently eliminated Donald’s take on the Megan Wants a Millionaire web site.